Following is a slightly modified iteration of a popular post I put on a different blog several months ago.
From the annals of “Remedial English Class,” and “I Want to be Unemployable,” I offer twenty-three absurd tattoos (all photos from Google Images).

A paradox of time wrinkling proportions---to keep two things apart so that they can be together; or, is it that they 'were' together?

A guaranteed ticket to third base

BMW is, no doubt, in negotiations for her toes

Clearly

What if what I am going through is a spelling bee?

And may they give you lasting 'memorees'

A suicide note no doubt

John Wayne Gacy is smiling down, err, up

Let's hope Thursdays don't become League Nights

undoubtedly filling

From which God?

sweet indeed

and someone is very lucky

Tom?

a ticket to quadrupedalism in Cell Block C
ascension manifested

another guaranteed ticket to third base
purveyors of filling meals

because Mesozoic language is making a comeback

or, you could have just removed the skin tag

for days when you don't want to do laundry

hopefully Allstate will lower his auto insurance rates

and he probably works the mic like a vandal