From the annals of “Captain Obvious,” and “Do Not Sue Us,” I offer twenty-one absurd warning labels and signs (all photos from Google Images).
So long as the sign's author never exits, the world will be fine
A nice sign that provides its readers a timely heads up
Placement should be mandatory in every Walmart dressing room ... and check-out line
Sadly, though, not all genitals are hygienic enough to clean a disc
A good point given there are not too many hard, flat upper-torsos
If you see Parker the dog driving a car after taking this RX, steer clear
Make sure to tell your dentist
Who would have guessed it---example 1
Thank goodness this advice was finally made public
Yes, it may wake the user up
Perhaps Democrats are trying to confuse Republicans
A mystery of epic proportions solved
Who would have guessed it---example 2
I wonder how much money the NTA has collected
A little presumptuous; not everyone needs more testosterone
Who would have guessed it---example 3
Necessary, but disappointing news
A great factoid; who new?
At least this seat manufacturer does not consider young to middle-aged adults to be idiots
Perhaps someday they will make a baby formula version
At least that still leaves the fuel gauge
Hilarious